![[Me standing against one of the lions at the entrance to Chinatown]](images/chinatownlion2.jpg)
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Hey, you've reached the homepage of Eric 'Fenderson' Schwartz, aka emschwar@mail.uccs.edu
Be warned, almost nothing here hooks up with anything else. My time is so crammed, I can't even find enough time
to play with my car.
For a list of other Fendersons, click here. If you're a Fenderson, and want yourself (and/or your homepage) added to my (as yet nonexistant) list, email me.
When I'm bored, some of the things I like to do include:
- Watching anime.
- Learning Japanese... (see above)
- Playing or listening to music.
- Bombarding my mind with bizzare and surreal
stuff.
- Working at Hewlett-Packard. I help build Logic Analyzers and suchlike.
- Reading Today's Dilbert
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Hanging around on irc. This is a very cool thing, but extremely addictive.
