[Me standing against one of the lions at the entrance to Chinatown]

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Before you came, only poor saps had to suffer through these pages. Aren't you lucky?

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Hey, you've reached the homepage of Eric 'Fenderson' Schwartz, aka
emschwar@mail.uccs.edu

Be warned, almost nothing here hooks up with anything else. My time is so crammed, I can't even find enough time to play with my car.


For a list of other Fendersons, click here. If you're a Fenderson, and want yourself (and/or your homepage) added to my (as yet nonexistant) list, email me.

When I'm bored, some of the things I like to do include: