| HOWTO: Read the Fucking Manual |
The information in this article
applies to:
Prerequisites:
- The ability to Read
- Basic Brain Function
SUMMARY
This article demonstrates how to
read the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking a truly pathetic question,
you are instructed to RTFM:-
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*** Lamer
(~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined #visualbasic
[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (fuckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you to join #animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a webbrowser!!
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CAUSE
Lameness
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate a Manual, either in
printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r
and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view the online version at
msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either the Index or
Search feature, locate a keyword relating to you're question/problem
- If you're using a printed manual,
flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, alternatively,
if you're using the MSDN library, click the link(s) in the search results
window.
- Read the information. If you have
problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat until enlightenment
is achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional information, please
see the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Q166392
HOWTO: Read
Q147875
HOWTO: Apply for employment with McDonalds
Q171146
HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything to XML
Q181290
HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting edge
Q102496
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Version : 1.6¾
Platform : Thing to stand on
Issue type : Type of Issue
Technology : Limited
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