McDonnell Douglas
AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES

Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase!

	Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military
aircraft.  In order to protect your new investment, please take a
few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. 

Answering the survey questions is not required, but the
information will help us to develop new products that best meet
your needs and desires. 



 1. _Mr.  _Mrs.  _Ms.  _Miss  _Lt.  _Gen.  _Comrade
    _Classified _Other
 

First Name____________________Initial____Last

Name_________________________

Latitude____________________ Longitude__________________________

Altitude____________________ 


Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________

 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

   _F-14 Tomcat   _F-15 Eagle  _F-16 Falcon  _F-19A Stealth  

   _Classified

 3. Date of purchase:  Month___________Day___________Year____________

 4. Serial Number____________________

 5. Please check where this product was purchased:

 ___ Received as Gift/Aid Package
 ___ Catalog Showroom
 ___ Sleazy Arms Broker
 ___ Mail Order
 ___ Discount Store
 ___ Government Surplus
 ___ Classified

 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
product you have just purchased: 


 ___ Heard loud noise, looked up
 ___ Store Display
 ___ Espionage
 ___ Recommended by friend/relative/ally
 ___ Political lobbying by Manufacturer
 ___ Was attacked by one

 7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced
your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: 


 ___ Style/Appearance
 ___ Kickback/Bribe
 ___ Recommended by salesperson
 ___ Speed/Maneuverability
 ___ Comfort/Convenience
 ___ McDonnell Douglas Reputation
 ___ Advanced Weapons Systems
 ___ Price/Value
 ___ Back-Room Politics
 ___ Negative experience opposing one in combat

 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

 ___ North America
 ___ Central/South America
 ___ Aircraft Carrier
 ___ Europe
 ___ Middle East
 ___ Africa
 ___ Asia/Far East
 ___ Misc. Third-World Countries
 ___ Classified

 9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend
to purchase in the near future: 


 Product		Own		Intend to purchase
 Color TV
 VCR
 ICBM
 Killer Satellite
 CD Player
 Air-to-Air Missiles
 Space Shuttle
 Home Computer
 Nuclear Weapon

 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? 

Check all that apply: 


 ___ Communist/Socialist
 ___ Terrorist
 ___ Crazed (Islamic)
 ___ Crazed (Other)
 ___ Neutral
 ___ Democratic
 ___ Dictatorship
 ___ Corrupt (Latin American)
 ___ Corrupt (Other)
 ___ Primitive/Tribal

 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

 ___ Cash
 ___ Suitcases of Cocaine
 ___ Oil Revenues
 ___ Deficit Spending
 ___ Personal Check
 ___ Credit Card
 ___ Ransom Money
 ___ Traveler's Check

 12. Occupation                    You        |       Your Spouse

 Homemaker
 Sales/Marketing
 Revolutionary
 Clerical
 Mercenary
 Tyrant
 Middle Management
 Eccentric Billionaire
 Defense Minister/General
 Retired
 Student

 13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:

 Activity/Interest                  You        |       Your Spouse
 Golf
 Boating/Sailing
 Sabotage
 Running/Jogging
 Propaganda/Disinformation
 Destabilizing/Overthrow
 Default on Loans
 Gardening
 Crafts
 Black Market/Smuggling
 Collectibles/Collections
 Watching Sports on TV
 Wines
 Interrogation/Torture
 Household Pets
 Crushing Rebellions
 Espionage/Reconnaissance
 Fashion Clothing
 Border Disputes
 Mutually Assured Destruction

 Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you
to receive mailings and special offers from other companies,
governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

 Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:

 McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
 Marketing Department
 Military Aerospace Division
 P.O. Box 800
 St. Louis, MO 55500