People Around the Net

There's a hell of a lot of people out there in lala-land, commonly referred to as the Internet. Who are most of these people? Nobody is really sure - in fact, nobody really wants to know.

Not being one to break the trend, however, trendy fellow that I am, I thought perhaps I would immortalize links to the home pages of some of the more bizarre people I've run across in my travels.

Oh and by the way. For all you total weirdos out there who have some kind of asshole fixation, get over it. There are no pictures of assholes on this page. Nor on any of the pages linked to from this page. So my advice is to:

  1. Get a life.
  2. Get a girlfriend.
  3. Wash your hands, your keyboard is getting sticky.
  4. Get the fuck off my page.
  5. See #4.

By the way, for those of you interested, you can see some of the fascinating searches that led to this page by these geniuses.

There is an order to the madness .. have fun figuring it out ...

Dead links. Why do I keep them? Guess I'm just a pack rat.