Former Sites of the Day

• Contrary to popular rumors, this was not in my basement.
• Forget 'Who are you?' Who the fuck are you? Oh yeah? Well I'm Fuck Off.
• Who are you?
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• But what I really want is a plush Shub-Niggurath ...
• So does this mean you can be suckdotted?
• Very Secret Diaries from Lord of the Rings. And you thought you knew what Boromir was thinking ...
• Just how long do batteries last? And how many Doritos are in a bag? Answers to these and other burning questions ...
• Perhaps Microsoft should use their own web site for help.
• No, officer, I'm not as think as you stupid I am!
• Some interesting election results.
• Beware the Dark Dungeons! Or at least fear the author. Or, better yet, read the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 version.
• Those stupid kids are at it again.
• It's a chick! It's a plane! It's Cynical Girl!
• Want a flying car? $5000 will get you on the list.
• You thought your mother's cooking was bad? Maybe this is why...
  
• The Godfather, starring ... Bruce Willis???
  
• Could it be ... SATAN?!?!?
  
• The Jargon File
  
• Dude, like, there is no spoon. Whoaaaaaaa
  
• Some New Years' resolutions
  
• How about a little motivation